SNL writes the law

This is what happens when you make a SNL writer a senator.

Now they'd have to immediately revise the law because we'd all know what C- means. Then after amending the law, we'd all know what C means, then C+, then B-, B, B+, A-, A, A+

Well, obviously any grade is discriminatory (as all discernment is supposed to be) so...

Let's just do the obvious and make all teachers criminals. Let them all become writers for the left wing media or SNL (but I repeat myself.)

Yes, it was satire, but that's getting harder and harder to tell these days.